F*ck Deadpool.
I know he may ask for time, place, and position, but f*ck him! Yes, I laughed my ass off at this movie, but then I sat down thought.
While Wade was contemplating that "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" and "Papa, Can You Here Me?" sound similar, I'm contemplating that...
That's right, Deadpool 2 and X-Men: Days of Future Past have the same plot.
Deadpool has a habit of trolling Wolverine, and I think it's because they are very similar. They're both Canadian, they have healing powers, and they have a dead girlfriend they killed.
Okay, Deadpool isn't responsible for Vanessa's death, but he feels just the same. As he struggles to cope with Vanessa's death he begins to feel for another person. A young mutant, named Firefist, fights against a scientist destined to wipe out the mutant race through a series of Mike Pence conversion therapies. Deadpool tries to teach him that he doesn't need to resort to violence to get revenge, although that sounded pretty nice to Deadpool. But it take his act of sacrifice to actually bring Firefist around, and not destroy the world.
Hot on their heels is Cable, a futuristic humanoid, who sounds a lot like Thanos, who travels back in time to kill Firefist before he kills the scientist and brings on the apocalypse. So it up to Deadpool to set things right before Cable gets is metal arms on him.
Deadpool continues to defy stereotypes as he decides to build his own team, the X-Force, but it becomes short lived because every member, except for Domino, die in a parachute drop with one gruesome death after another. But Deadpool manages to assemble his X-Force in the end, with Cable, Domino, Firefist, Dopinder, and Weasel.
The end credits has Deadpool playing with Cable's time traveling device, which he uses to go back to X-Men Origins: Wolverine to kill the Deadpool in that movie. As funny as that was, the bastardization that the original Deadpool is the reason we have Deadpool now. Based on the logic of Professor Hulk's time travel, that timeline won't have a Deadpool that coincides with his original timeline. Deadpool goes to when Ryan Reynolds is given the script to the now disastrous Green Lantern film, and kills him as a favor to Canada. Again, Reynolds' Green Lantern is the reason we have Deadpool now, so that's two timelines that no longer have Deadpool because he's too stubborn to let go of his past.
Speaking of his past, can we have a portion of Deadpool 3 dedicated to Wade Wilson's past before he became a mercenary with Sister Margaret's. I want to know the reason he quit after his 31 confirmed kills.
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Released On: May 18, 2018
Rating: R
Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison, Zazie Beetz, T.J. Miller, Brianna Hildebrand, Jack Kesy
Director: David Leitch
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 84% Certified Fresh
IMDb Score: 7.7/10
Awards
Grammy Award
Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media - Nominated
(Click here to view more awards for "Deadpool 2".)
Videos
CinemaSins - Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 in 19 Minutes or Less
Screen Junkies - Honest Trailers - Deadpool 2 (feat. Deadpool)
How It Should Have Ended - How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended
Deadpool has a habit of trolling Wolverine, and I think it's because they are very similar. They're both Canadian, they have healing powers, and they have a dead girlfriend they killed.
Okay, Deadpool isn't responsible for Vanessa's death, but he feels just the same. As he struggles to cope with Vanessa's death he begins to feel for another person. A young mutant, named Firefist, fights against a scientist destined to wipe out the mutant race through a series of Mike Pence conversion therapies. Deadpool tries to teach him that he doesn't need to resort to violence to get revenge, although that sounded pretty nice to Deadpool. But it take his act of sacrifice to actually bring Firefist around, and not destroy the world.
Hot on their heels is Cable, a futuristic humanoid, who sounds a lot like Thanos, who travels back in time to kill Firefist before he kills the scientist and brings on the apocalypse. So it up to Deadpool to set things right before Cable gets is metal arms on him.
Deadpool continues to defy stereotypes as he decides to build his own team, the X-Force, but it becomes short lived because every member, except for Domino, die in a parachute drop with one gruesome death after another. But Deadpool manages to assemble his X-Force in the end, with Cable, Domino, Firefist, Dopinder, and Weasel.
The end credits has Deadpool playing with Cable's time traveling device, which he uses to go back to X-Men Origins: Wolverine to kill the Deadpool in that movie. As funny as that was, the bastardization that the original Deadpool is the reason we have Deadpool now. Based on the logic of Professor Hulk's time travel, that timeline won't have a Deadpool that coincides with his original timeline. Deadpool goes to when Ryan Reynolds is given the script to the now disastrous Green Lantern film, and kills him as a favor to Canada. Again, Reynolds' Green Lantern is the reason we have Deadpool now, so that's two timelines that no longer have Deadpool because he's too stubborn to let go of his past.
Speaking of his past, can we have a portion of Deadpool 3 dedicated to Wade Wilson's past before he became a mercenary with Sister Margaret's. I want to know the reason he quit after his 31 confirmed kills.
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I hope you liked this. Be sure to subscribe and leave a comment about what you thought or if you want to recommend a movie for me to review. Thank you for reading. I'll return next week with another movie. See you then.
Released On: May 18, 2018
Rating: R
Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison, Zazie Beetz, T.J. Miller, Brianna Hildebrand, Jack Kesy
Director: David Leitch
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 84% Certified Fresh
IMDb Score: 7.7/10
Awards
Grammy Award
Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media - Nominated
(Click here to view more awards for "Deadpool 2".)
Videos
CinemaSins - Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 in 19 Minutes or Less
Screen Junkies - Honest Trailers - Deadpool 2 (feat. Deadpool)
How It Should Have Ended - How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended
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