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Friday, November 22, 2019

"Dark Phoenix"

Before we get started, check out my post on Dark Phoenix at my other blog, Before I Go See It.
Now, on with the show.

While it could have been better, this film is better than you think. The Last Stand was so busy with the X Gene cure plotline that the Phoenix Saga was crammed into the second half of the film.
This film, however, shows more a little more of the birth of the Phoenix...ish. We see how Jean Grey struggles with her telepathic powers to the point that she is responsible for her mother's death. More on that later. Then she absorbs the killer cosmic rays that botched a space mission, and it unravels all of Charles' hard work of being the worst grief counselor ever. Rather than working through her troubled past and her powers, he built mental walls to shut out part of it. She is a little representation of someone who shoved their grief and sorrow way down, and then it all exploded on her friends and family.
Even though it was the central plot of the whole movie, it felt kind of rushed. She gets the phoenix powers, she rebels, she saves the X-Men, that's it. I think they should make a film series, a trilogy, on the Phoenix Saga.
How awful of a dad must you be when you consider it hopeless to raise a gifted daughter? And he had the balls to hurt her with the fact that she killed Mom. I hope Jessica Chastain killed him when she interrogated him.
A lot of fans keeps complaining about the time jumps despite the actors not aging. And they complain about how Magneto would turn from Michael Fassbender to Ian McKellen in ten years. Well, I have a theory. Remember, the first X-Men Trilogy all start with the lower third text crawl, saying "Set in the Near Future." I always assumed that, since the first X-Men came out in 2000, it was set in 2010. As of November 18, 2019, Michael Fassbender is 42. Ian McKellen was 61 when X-Men was released. With that in mind, Fassbender and McKellen had an 19 year difference, and 1992 and 2010 are 18 years apart. Let's do another one. Patrick Stewart was 60 at the time of X-Men's release. James McAvoy is currently 40. Hmm? Mystique may have the same healing powers as Wolverine. Rebecca Romijn was 28, and Jennifer Lawrence is 29. Okay, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
I have grown tired of the X-Men. I am excited that they are joining the MCU in the near future, which means they are already here, but I want them to stay away for a long time. Let's wait twenty years before we see the Mutants again.

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Released On: June 7, 2019
Rating: PG-13
Stars: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Sophie Turner, Nicholas Hoult, Tye Sheridan, Jessica Chastain, Not Hugh Jackman...weird
Director: Simon Kinberg
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 23%
IMDb Score: 5.8/10

Awards

Golden Raspberry Awards
Worst Supporting Actress Jessica Chastain - Nominated
Worst Remake, Ripoff, or Sequel - Nominated


Videos
CinemaSins - Everything Wrong with Dark Phoenix in Plenty of Minutes
Screen Junkies - Honest Trailers | Dark Phoenix

Saturday, November 9, 2019

"Ad Astra"

I felt a lot of vibes from sci-fi movies of the past. In this film I saw Avatar, Blade Runner, and 2001: A Space Odyssey. I also saw a bit of Apocalypse Now.
Brad Pitt was the only one doing all the heavy work in the film. Everyone else just existed to move the plot along. Liv Tyler was the worst cast advertising since Meryl Streep was starring in the Mamma Mia! sequel.
Aside from that, I see it as an Oscar contender. The cinematography is fantastic. The sound design wasn't like anything I heard in space films. It may be the first space film I've seen that implements the lack of sound in space. I can't imagine another movie where pirates can sabotage an escort in complete silence except for the musical score playing underneath, which I can get behind in winning an Oscar.
I wish they didn't have the space pirates in the trailer because it made it sound like the pirates were part of the plot. Also despite being so believable in the science of space exploration, the movie completely rides on the myth that you explode in space.
If you really want to see this movie, I'd wait until it comes on TNT or something. It is just not worth it to rent or buy. And if How It Should Have Ended is listening,  I want you to redo the ending in which the explosion, that blows up the ship, be the global killing surge that causes Brad to go into space in the first place. I was hoping for that in the last ten minutes of the movie.

Released On: September 20, 2019
Rating: PG-13
Stars: Brad Pitt, Tommy Lee Jones, Liv Tyler, Ruth Negga, Donald Sutherland
Director: James Gray
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 83% Certified Fresh
IMDb Score: 7/10

Awards
Academy Awards

  • Best Sound Mixing Gary Rydstrom, Tom Johnson & Mark Ulano - Nominated 


Videos
Saturday Night Live - Space Mistakes

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Friday, November 1, 2019

"Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse"

I was glad this beat out Incredibles 2 at both the Golden Globes and the Oscars, but then I watched the movie and I'm like HOLY SH*T! This film was mind-blowing and a lot of fun. To the dozen or so people who dragged this film's score down on Rotten Tomatoes, shame on you!
You can go ahead and watch the other movies. I know I have six to knock off my bucket list, but this should be the first on your list if you're a newcomer to the spectacular hero. Or last maybe, if you don't want to be bored watching a Spider-Man movie.
I have only heard of Miles Morales, so this was a helpful tool to learn who he really is. Then it kicks it up a notch to introduce other versions of Spider-Man that I never heard of. I knew there was a Spider-Woman out there; there's always a female version of a beloved superhero: Supergirl, Batgirl, Lady Thor. I'm not hating, but it feels less exciting when there are multiple versions of the same hero. I realized that contradicts this movie. Moving on.
I think it was weird that Gwen Stacy is the only Spider-person whose name isn't a variation of Peter. I mean we got Penni Parker, the anime child, Peter Parker, that goes to Noir and the Peter we're accustomed to, and Peter Porker, the Looney Toons one. Though I haven't seen it yet, I know Gwen was Peter's girlfriend in the Amazing Spider-Man films. but knowing that, what she supposed to possess spider skills and fight crime with Peter? We'll never know since she died in the second one. Hey, it's on the Internet and I read it.
I got to know a little bit about Kingpin/Wilson Fisk through the Netflix series, Daredevil. To this day, I still don't understand why Vanessa ended up with him in either universe and have a child with him. She had a nice life in the art gallery. She knew he was a criminal, so what the F? I'm getting off track. Kingpin's quest to bring back his family was a little heartbreaking because he fails to see the monster he's become when he fights Spider-Man. When the Spider-Man in Miles' dimension tried to reason with Kingpin, he refuses to listen and kills the web-slinger. And he still hasn't learned his lesson when he tried to kill Miles too, which becomes his major flaw in his plan. His tunnel vision clouds his judgment and hides who he truly is.
All this talk and no Mile-age. Miles is a quirky young kid from Brooklyn who struggles with his demanding father and caring mother. When he becomes bitten by a radioactive spider and Peter dies, he is thrust into the responsibility he spent years trying to hide from. His new skills help him man up and take the lead position, much like his dimensional counterparts. I think it's adorable that he and Gwen have something going on, but if you think about it, are they the same person since they live in alternate dimensions where something is different? Miles is a boy, and Gwen is a girl. Would they even able to be together or will they be forever apart? I'm all for them so I want to know before I get my hopes up.
The other Spiders were fun to see on screen, but now they need their own films, particularly Noir and Penni Parker. I especially want to see Peter Parker fight crime in a noir style film. The film did a fantastic job introducing them all, all you don't really feel lost in the commotion. I really want a movie on the Noir character, and I'm down on the Spider-Woman movie. I hope this film really sets the stage for future comic book movies to bring some lesser-known characters onto the big screen.

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Released On: December 14, 2018
Rating: PG
Stars: Shameik Moore, Jake Johnson, Hailee Steinfeld, Mahershala Ali, Liev Schreiber, Lily Tomlin, Nicolas Cage, John Mulaney, Kimiko Glen, Chris Pine
Directors: Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 97% Certified Fresh
IMDb Score: 8.5/10

Awards
Academy Awards
  • Best Animated Film - Winner
Golden Globes


Videos
CinemaSins - Everything Wrong with Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Screen Junkies - Honest Trailers - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
How It Should Have Ended - How Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Should Have Ended